Tuesday, April 19, 2011

VYATHA
hota hai kbhi kbhi ehsaas ye, ho gya kuch galat shayd ….
jo nahi hai mumkin hmare lie , wo ban gaya ab jindgi ka hissa sayd....
the pehle jo hausle buland, wo tutne lage hai ab sayd….…
thi raushan jo hmesa lawu ummedon ki, wo lawu bhujhne lagi hai ab sayd ….
wo vishwas ki deewar wo jeeet lene ka jajba.. wo duniya ko hara dene ki taqk, wo sbse aga nikal jane ki chahat…ab is taqk is chaht me aur in deewaron me pad rahi hai ab darar sayd….
ye kaise ansu hai jo ankhon me to hai par palkon par utarte nahi hai,
pta hai inhe bhi sayd ki MANN kamjor hai pr dikhana chaahta nahi hai…
kya kahe kaise kahe kisse kahe kuch samazh me ata nahi hai, aur jb dheeme se koi kuch kehta bhi hai to sayd koi apna suntan nhi hai..
ye jaan bhi saali ajib hai jo tadapti to hai par nikalti nahi hai..
“ANNA ANDOLAN AUR HAZMA”
kuch din pehle desh me ek andhi ai thi…. Gandhi ki andhi… Gandhi part 2 ki andhi.. ab ap log Gandhi part 2 ka mtlb to samazh hi gai honge …. Gandhi part 2 ka mtlb ANNA HZARE.. BABURAO HZARE alias ANNA HZARE ki is andhi me badi-badi partiyon or khalifaon ke sadiyon purane burj bhi hil gai..
73 saal ke is Gandhi ne jb apni muhim shuru ki to unke sath pura desh umad pada aur har koi apne-apne figure or muscle ke anusar unhe support krne a gai. ye Gandhi bapu desh me faile bhrashtachar ke khilaf muhim chala rahe hai aur apne fire brand jan lokpaal bil ke lie smite bnwane ke lie amaran ansan kr rhe the…ab bapu ji to k nek kaam me lage hai… par unki is muhim ne kai bade-bade netaon ka pet kharab kar diya….. in bechron ko kabj ho gai..lajmi bhi hai .. bhai akhir hmare is mhan desh ke pujniye neta jo swyam me VRITTASUR, MAHISHASUR AUR aradhya sri RAVAN ke swroop hai, ke prati bhala koi aisi bat kaise keh skta hai ki sabhi neta bhrasht hai, bhrast netaon ko fansi de deni chahiye.. par huzur kya kare hmare SUPERMEN ANNA HZARE ji ne ye baat keh daali.
ab bhala desh ke brand ambessdor in safedposhon ko ye baat kaise hzam hoti… so bechare ye maharathi jinke naam corrupt book of world record me darj hai aur jo sadiyon se desh ke system ko bigadne ke utkrasht karya kar rahe hai…. ka pachan system anna ji ki baat sunkar jara bihad gaya hai..
To aaiye jara roshni dalte Hi in maharathiyon ke gam-e-halat par –
To huzur sbse pehle baat krte hai hmare desh ke vartmaan dursanchar mantri aur congress ke SPIDERMAN type neta KAPIL SIBBAL ki… jan lokpal bill ke liye smiti Gathit hone se inhe bhyanak kabj ho gai. inhone apni kuntha ko chipane ki bhut kosis ki, par kya kare, frustration ki dkaren baar-baar inhe pareshan kar rahi thi.. to huzur ne aakhirkar ulti kar hi di aur ek smmelan me bol hi dala ki “ is jan lokpal bill se koi fayda nahi hoga. yeh lokpaal bill logon ki avshyaktaon aur jan suvidhhhaon ko pura kaise karega??” huzur ne ulti to bhut badi ki thi, par mai sankchep me hi bta rha hu.. aur ha jara ek or bat par gaur farmaiyega ki ye whi sibbal ji hai jinhone lokpaal ke lie smiti gathit hone par ye kaha tha ki “ ye loktantra ki jeet hai, mai anna ji ko bhut-bhut badhai deta hun”aur to aur sibbal ji us smiti ke sdashya bhi hai . bechare sibbal ji…. jb kewal smiti banne par hi huzur ne itni lambi ulti ki to jb bhala smiti me baithenge tb apne hazme par kaise control karenge??? huzur jara samhal ke agar whan kar di to bhut fajihat ho jaigi.
ab bari hmare sbse varisth khalnayk.. maaf kijiyega mera mtlb nayak, hmare bhavi pm LAL KRISHNA ADVANI ki. darasal hichkiyan to huzur ko andolan ke shuru se hi a rahi thi par huzur ka manwa tab out of control ho gaya jb andolankarion ne JANTAR MANTAR ko inki chaheti sishya UMA BHARTI ke lie no flying zone ghosit kar dia. ab bhala huzur se ye kaise bardast hota.. or akhirkar inhone bhi twiter par kulla kar hi dia or keh dala ki “ anna ji ki muhim jto achhi hai, par unhe sabhi netaon ko bhrasht nahi kehna chahiye” are are are anna jib hi had karte hai hmare 84 varsh ke jwan waiting pm ka dil dukha dia….
ab le chalet hai apko ek aur congressi dev ke paas SRI ATI CONTROVERSIAL DIGVIJY SINGH . ek to ye bechre apni party ke satta me hone ke bavjood khud satta ka hissa na hone se barglaye hue hai, upar se anna ji ne yeh keh dia ki” sabhi neta bhrast hai”, bechare she nahi paye… ye baat sunkar to mano huzur ki ankhon me tange high voltage chasm eke seese hi chatak gai ho.. tabhi huzur ko iske bad anna ji ki muhim footi ankhon nahi suhai.. aur ek chaitanya baniye ki tarah bharatpur ke is thakur ne puch hi lia anna ji se ki “ btaye itne bade andolan ke lie paisa kahan se aya??” ab bhala btaiye jb DIGGI ji ki sarkaar aj tk jnta ko ye nahi bta pai ki CWG me itna bada ghotala kaise hua?? SPECTRUM ALLOCATION me locha kaise hua?? kale dhan ka hisab-kitab inki sarkar janta ko q nahi bta pai??? to anna ji se apko ya puchne ka haq kaise hai?? ye to whi bat hui “khud to miyan fazihat or dusron ko nashihat” bhai DIGGI ji ko to hm bs itna hi kahenge ..ki huzur” jinke ghar sees eke hote hai, wo batti bugha ke kapde badalte hai”..
ab milie KARNATKA ke mannniye se. ye hai sri KUMARSWMI ji. huzur pehle karnatka ke CM bhi reh chuke hai. huzur ka hazma to itna kharab tha ki bechare control hi nahi kar paye or fachfacha ke nikal hi diya.. or wo bhi itna ganda nikala ki puchiye mat…. huzur ka kehna hai ki “ aj ke samay me agar GANDHI jib hi hote to unhe bhi ek rajnitik party ko chalane ke liye bhrastachar ke paiso ka pryog avashya karte” isse huzur ka mtlb kya tha ki kya we bhi apni party ko chalane ke lie bhrastachar ke paiso ka upyog karte hai??? bhai hum to huzur se ek hi bat puchenge ki “ huzur itna q ghabra rahe hai, kya ap bhi bhrast hai jo chupa rahe hai??”
aura b akhir me baari CHOTE BHEEM ki mera mtlb D.P. TRIPATHI ji ki… kya kaha ye kaun hai?? huzur national congress party (NCP) ke pravakta hai. ji ha whin cp jiske leader apne bhari bharkam neta sri shaktimaan swaroop sri sri SHARAD PAWAR ji hai. khair bat DP TRIPATHI ji ki. jara fule hue huzur ke pichke hue alfaj to suniye ..”anna ji ne ye kehkar ki sabhi neta bhrast hai, loktantra ka apmaan kia hai. unhe janta se maafi mangni chahiye” ab btaiye bhala ek to inhe koi janta nahi upar se huzur itni badi bat keh gai.. bhai hum to huzur par ek hi julma fek ke marenge .. ki “ soop to soop bole chalni bhi bole jisme 72 ched”
khair desh me or bhi kai aise mahan namune hai jo anna ji ki muhim ka virodh kar rahe hai, par hm to akhir me itna hi kahenge ki ..”haathi apni chal chalta rehta hai or kitanu dishum-dishum karte rehte hai” hme pata hai, kahawat galat hai par sahi istmaal karunga to pehle se hi kharab hazme ke shikar in netaon ko lakwa bhi jaiga.
“JAI HO”